Author Archives: Dizzy

While we’re already at Illium, I decide to help Miranda with her problem too. I grab uh, yeah, Garrus again and we go find Miranda’s contact. Miranda tells me she needs help relocating her twin sister because her evil crazy … Continue reading →

All right, I finally decide I’ll head after Thane. I go meet with the contact Liara mentioned and she tells me that Thane is heading to kill Nassana. That name sounds familiar, I think and then say. Oh yeah, she … Continue reading →

The Illusive Man has three more people he wants me to recruit and I figure I’ll get to those soon. Except that oh god, every single person suddenly wants to talk to me. Miranda, Jacob, Grunt, Mordin, they all need … Continue reading →

My crew was slowly growing and we next went to recruit a Krogan, Warlord Okeer. Because what awesome intergalactic crew of space badasses is complete without a Krogan?  We find the Warlord, but he’s growing Krogan and it’s not going … Continue reading →

Back on the ship, I decide to make the rounds again. I start talking to Jacob but I sound like someone who couldn’t keep it in her pants if I was paid to keep it in my pants, which I am … Continue reading →

We got Garrus on the Normandy and the doctor patched his face up. His armor is all busted though and he’s got a wicked scar now. He seems to be in a pretty good mood though, all things considered, and … Continue reading →

Aria informed me that all the local merc groups, the Blue Suns, Blood Pack, and Eclipse were all teaming up to take down Archangel because he has been a pain in the ass for them for some time now. Haha, … Continue reading →

Everyone in Cerberus wanted me to go get Mordin first. I don’t like those guys much though, and I am unbelievably contradictory so I looked over my dossiers and decided to head for Archangel instead. They’re both on Omega, and … Continue reading →

I have totally gotta check out all the parts of this new spaceship. Oh but first Miranda and Jacob want to taaaaalk to me. Big shock there. They go over some stuff the Illusive Man said last time I talked … Continue reading →

After a short shuttle ride (or  maybe a long one?) we ended up at some other Cerberus base. Oh I remember that shuttle ride now; Miranda was asking me questions and after every one Jacob would be like “Satisfied?????” with … Continue reading →