Author Archives: Dizzy

After that thorough decontamination, I decide I am clean enough to put on this fancy dress Kasumi got me and go do her mission. Let me just grab Garru- What do you mean…“no?” But, but, but I bring Garrus everywhere.  … Continue reading →

Back on the ship, I decide to go see how Garrus is doing. Hopefully he’s not dealing with what happened by burying his head in a bunch of calibrations again. I’m pleased to find that he does want to talk! … Continue reading →

While still at the Citadel, and still kicking it with Thane and Garrus (as usual) I decide to hit up Captain Bailey in C-Sec and ask him if he’s got any info on Thane’s son. He’s a Drell. Probably wearing … Continue reading →

Well Jacob’s mission was a real buzzkill.  Garrus, Thane. Get your guns, we’re going to the Citadel and we’re doing yous guys’ shit.  Yes we are going drinking afterwards. I can’t believe you even have to ask that. I decide … Continue reading →

Back on the ship, I check my journal to figure out what I should do next. Man, everyone wants me to do something for them. I look at Jacob’s mission.  Jacob was the first person to ask me for help. … Continue reading →

Back on the ship, I’m having a little chat with Captain Illusive Dude. Oh Shepard, he tells me, I totally knew it was a trap, but I don’t like to tell you everything but trust me I know what I’m … Continue reading →

We leave Tuchunka and get back on the Normandy. I got other stuff to do on that planet, but I’ll get to them in a bit. I want to check on my fish and my hamster and oh Garrus wants … Continue reading →

After recruiting Samara, I pop in to see how Kelly is doing. Oh she’s sad that we never get to hang out, well let’s go hang out then. Afterwards she mentions that she saw my fish. Yes, I’m sure you … Continue reading →

One of the new dossiers from the Illusive Man was for Tali! Tali! Oooooh, I’m gonna go find Tali. Even though she seemed kinda mad at me when I saw her earlier. This, oh boy, I hope this isn’t awkward.  … Continue reading →

After helping Miranda out, I’ve got one more important thing to do on Illium before I leave: buy some more drinks.  Wait no. I mean recruit Samara. I talk to the transportation officer that Liara pointed me at and she … Continue reading →